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Midwest: It's in the Middle T-Shirt
Midwest: It's in the Middle T-Shirt
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Size Chart
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width (in) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| Length (in) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton, 4.5 oz (Gildan 64000 Softstyle). Sport Grey and Ice Grey are cotton/polyester blends.
How to measure
Lay a favorite shirt flat. Measure straight across the chest about 1 inch below the armholes, then compare that number to the Width row above.
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Wash & Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the print. Do not dry clean.

About the Design
The Midwest is in the middle, in case anyone was wondering.
Deadpan on purpose, for the next time someone asks where that is.
Why You'll Love It
- Understated Midwest pride: it claims the Midwest and skips the bragging.
- The answer is the joke: it's true, it's obvious, and the deadpan does the rest.
- Free U.S. shipping: no minimum.
Fabric & Fit
Fabric & Fit
Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton, 4.5 oz (Gildan 64000 Softstyle). Sport Grey and Ice Grey are cotton/polyester blends.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Free U.S. shipping · Estimated delivery 2–5 days · 30-day returns on non-personalized items
- Free standard U.S. shipping, no minimum, no code.
- Estimated delivery 2–5 days.
- Returns within 30 days of delivery on items that aren't personalized, unworn and unwashed.
- Buyers pay return shipping unless the item arrived damaged or defective.








