• Woman with long wavy blonde hair wearing the white 'Hedgehogs — can't they just share the hedge? No.' funny hedgehog tee with denim shorts, standing in a bright, plant-filled room.
  • Smiling woman with curly hair wearing the white 'Can't they just share the hedge?' funny hedgehog tee with jeans, against a light gray wall framed by leafy green plants.
  • Front view of the 'Share the Hedge?' hedgehog pun design on a white unisex tee, showing a cartoon hedgehog beside a green hedge and a deadpan 'No.'
  • Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey t-shirt size chart with width, chest and length measurements in inches for sizes XS through 5XL.
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Share the Hedge? Hedgehog Tee

Share the Hedge? Hedgehog Tee

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$27.90 USD
$27.90 USD
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Width (in)16.51820222426283032
Length (in)272829303132333435

Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; heather colors contain polyester. Pre-shrunk, side-seamed.

🧺 Wash & Care

Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the print. Do not dry clean.

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The hedgehogs have looked at the hedge situation, and their answer is final: no.

This funny hedgehog shirt lays out the entire debate in one deadpan panel. Can't they just share the hedge? A committee was formed. Precedent was reviewed. Every option was weighed. The verdict came back a flat, unbothered "No." Because if anyone gets to hog a hedge, it is the hedgehog — the name practically signs the deed.

It's a tidy little pun that rewards a second look, the kind of funny animal shirt hedgehog fans and animal lovers actually get. An easy win when you're shopping for the pun person in your life.

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