About the Design
The double meaning is the whole joke: it takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do. Crossed clubs, two teed-up golf balls, and a line that lands whether the round ended with a birdie or a lost sleeve in the water hazard.
Details
Details
This funny golf shirt is easy clubhouse comedy — the kind of thing that earns a laugh on the first tee, in the cart, or across the table at brunch afterward. Bold varsity lettering and a crisp white-and-teal print keep it looking sharp, not gimmicky.
It also makes a genuinely funny golf gift for the player who takes the game seriously and the trash talk even more so. Father's Day, a birthday, or just because the group chat needs a new punchline — this is golf humor worth wearing.
Fabric & Fit
Fabric & Fit
Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton · unisex Gildan Softstyle · fits true to size.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Free U.S. shipping · Ships in 2–5 days · 30-day returns on non-personalized items
- Free standard U.S. shipping, no minimum, no code.
- Ships in 2–5 days.
- Returns within 30 days of delivery on items that aren't personalized, unworn and unwashed.
- Buyers pay return shipping unless the item arrived damaged or defective.