• Man wearing a maroon Game of Thrones-inspired Tiny Lannister hoodie with gold 'Hold Me Closer Tiny Lannister' front lettering.
  • Black Tiny Lannister hoodie, a Game of Thrones-inspired parody, with gold 'Hold Me Closer' front print and kangaroo pocket.
  • Navy Game of Thrones-inspired Tiny Lannister hoodie with gold faux-medieval front lettering, flat front view.
  • Dark heather gray Hold Me Closer Tiny Lannister hoodie, a Game of Thrones-inspired Tyrion parody, gold front print.
  • Maroon Tiny Lannister hoodie with gold Game of Thrones-style 'Hold Me Closer' front lettering, flat product view.
  • Sweatshirt size chart in inches showing body length, body width, and sleeve length by size for the Pugkin Spice Latte crewneck.
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Hold Me Closer Tiny Lannister Hoodie

Hold Me Closer Tiny Lannister Hoodie

$43.99 USD
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Color: Black
Size
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Width (in)202224262830
Length (in)272829303132

Fabric: 50% cotton, 50% polyester (8.0 oz). Air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel; double-lined hood and front pouch pocket.

🧺 Wash & Care

Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the print. Do not dry clean.

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Elton John by way of Westeros: this Game of Thrones-inspired hoodie reworks Tiny Dancer into “Hold Me Closer Tiny Lannister” — a Westeros-worthy tribute to Tyrion, the sharp-tongued fan favorite who could out-talk anyone at the table.

The lyric sits in gold, faux-medieval type with a small standing figure in place of the “I,” so the pun lands from across the room and still rewards a closer look. It’s the kind of deep cut that earns a knowing nod from the people who spent whole seasons rooting for the underdog of Casterly Rock.

Warm enough for a rewatch marathon and ready for a fantasy binge night, it makes a natural gift for the Tyrion loyalist in your life.

Original fan-made design. Not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by HBO, Warner Bros. Discovery, or any related brand.

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