Well That's Fun
I'd Cash Out But I'm Not a Quitter Tee
I'd Cash Out But I'm Not a Quitter Tee
📏 Size chart
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width (in) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| Length (in) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Sleeve (in) | 8.25 | 8.5 | 8.75 | 9.0 | 9.25 | 9.5 |
Fabric: 100% preshrunk cotton, 5.3 oz (Gildan 5000). Offered in Black only, so no heather/poly-blend variants apply.
🧺 Wash & Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the print. Do not dry clean.
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Two cards, one stubborn optimist. This retro design pairs a sun-faded desert stripe with the ace and king of spades and the line every card player secretly lives by: I'd cash out… but I'm not a quitter.
It's a funny gambling shirt built around one good-natured refusal — walking away up a little just isn't in the cards. The vintage sunburst and worn, distressed print keep the joke easygoing instead of loud, whether it turns up at a poker night, on the casino floor, or on a Vegas weekend that's gotten a little too competitive.
That mix of laid-back throwback style and self-aware humor makes it an easy gambler gift for a birthday or the holidays — and a well-earned reward for anyone who has never once folded early.
